Sisnuldib Fablarpyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered duck.

Sisnuldib Fablarpyatt created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisnuldib Fablarpyatt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sisnuldib Fablarpyatt, she will think nothing of it.

Sisnuldib Fablarpyatt's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sisnuldib Fablarpyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Sisnuldib Fablarpyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if nine goats approach from the south.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Sisnuldib Fablarpyatt loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.