Dinmumsagvanjenwee is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous porpoise.

Dinmumsagvanjenwee created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinmumsagvanjenwee, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dinmumsagvanjenwee, she will cry a lot.

Dinmumsagvanjenwee's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dinmumsagvanjenwee's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinmumsagvanjenwee.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Dinmumsagvanjenwee in the centre of the settlement.

3. Learn eight new languages a year .

4. Hide if three whales approach from the west.

5. Fast once a month.