Bapdonsand Kapbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, astonishing bee.

Bapdonsand Kapbut created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapdonsand Kapbut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bapdonsand Kapbut, he will think nothing of it.

Bapdonsand Kapbut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bapdonsand Kapbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.