Gubpigrip Sinlarnyatbad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring unicorn.

Gubpigrip Sinlarnyatbad created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubpigrip Sinlarnyatbad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubpigrip Sinlarnyatbad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gubpigrip Sinlarnyatbad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gubpigrip Sinlarnyatbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Always obey Gubpigrip Sinlarnyatbad's priests.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Never mention snakes.