Bigstipstafflagquill is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud dragon.

Bigstipstafflagquill created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigstipstafflagquill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bigstipstafflagquill, he will manifest in front of you.

Bigstipstafflagquill's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bigstipstafflagquill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silver sculptures of Bigstipstafflagquill on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.