Bapvinpig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, egotistical naga.

Bapvinpig created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bapvinpig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bapvinpig, he will destroy your home planet.

Bapvinpig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bapvinpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.