Zengessdub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome shrew.

Zengessdub created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zengessdub, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zengessdub, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zengessdub's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zengessdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Never paint your face green.

3. Never wear indigo shoes.

4. Hide if three seals approach from the north.

5. Always help dogs.