Tapcadfom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-confident parrot.

Tapcadfom created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapcadfom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tapcadfom, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tapcadfom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tapcadfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Put Tapcadfom first in all things.

4. Tapcadfom loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.