Zakdanbed is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, clever centaur.

Zakdanbed created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakdanbed, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakdanbed, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zakdanbed's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zakdanbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Zakdanbed in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear violet scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.