Dumrennarlhug is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable hamster.

Dumrennarlhug created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumrennarlhug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dumrennarlhug, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dumrennarlhug's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dumrennarlhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.