Flowpaddim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, able eagle.

Flowpaddim created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowpaddim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flowpaddim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Flowpaddim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Flowpaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near otters.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing indigo dresses and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.

5. Pray towards the north.