Bellgovyok is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful gerbil.

Bellgovyok created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bellgovyok, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellgovyok, it will turn you into a worm.

Bellgovyok's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bellgovyok's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bellgovyok.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.