Didpodspag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty penguin.

Didpodspag created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Didpodspag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Didpodspag, she will remove you from existence.

Didpodspag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Didpodspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never paint your head black.