Satjanarf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever dryad.

Satjanarf created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Satjanarf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Satjanarf, it will curse you with boils.

Satjanarf's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Satjanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never wear dresses.