Konnibrothonyarparpsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous camel.

Konnibrothonyarparpsat created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konnibrothonyarparpsat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Konnibrothonyarparpsat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Konnibrothonyarparpsat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Konnibrothonyarparpsat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konnibrothonyarparpsat.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. You must never eat melons.