Cebhunstrag Fathabfod is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, grumpy armadillo.

Cebhunstrag Fathabfod created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Cebhunstrag Fathabfod, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cebhunstrag Fathabfod, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cebhunstrag Fathabfod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cebhunstrag Fathabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cebhunstrag Fathabfod.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

5. Always obey Cebhunstrag Fathabfod's priests.