Mifdabweg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust dog.

Mifdabweg created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mifdabweg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mifdabweg, he will refuse to believe in you.

Mifdabweg's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mifdabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.