Tailgubhinsag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unfair centipede.

Tailgubhinsag created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Tailgubhinsag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailgubhinsag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tailgubhinsag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tailgubhinsag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the south.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.