Gepbestveg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, competent goose.

Gepbestveg created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbestveg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepbestveg, she will come to you in dreams.

Gepbestveg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gepbestveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Hide if six snakes approach from the north.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.