Cibsidgep is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful naga.

Cibsidgep created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibsidgep, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cibsidgep, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cibsidgep's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cibsidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Cibsidgep five times a day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not eat coconuts.