Quillflighon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless monkey.

Quillflighon created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillflighon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quillflighon, it will think nothing of it.

Quillflighon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quillflighon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quillflighon.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. You must love Quillflighon.

4. Put Quillflighon first in all things.

5. Feed all hungry seals.