Madquagfar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent walrus.

Madquagfar created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Madquagfar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Madquagfar, she will turn you into a rat.

Madquagfar's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Madquagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt birds.