Madquagfar is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, prudent
walrus.
Madquagfar created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Madquagfar, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Madquagfar, she will turn you into a rat.
Madquagfar's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Madquagfar's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never go into black rooms.
3. Do not eat lemons.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never hurt birds.