Besston is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, stupid
lobster.
Besston created carbon six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Besston, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Besston, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Besston's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Besston's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not wear gold on your body.