Busbellyim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish weasel.

Busbellyim created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Busbellyim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Busbellyim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Busbellyim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Busbellyim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Busbellyim.

2. Worship no other gods but Busbellyim.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not kill dolphins.