Quartstikzod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, all-powerful wren.

Quartstikzod created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartstikzod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quartstikzod, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Quartstikzod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Quartstikzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Quartstikzod on top of important buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.