Genbatflyjapfasbep is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust walrus.

Genbatflyjapfasbep created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Genbatflyjapfasbep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Genbatflyjapfasbep, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Genbatflyjapfasbep's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Genbatflyjapfasbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.