Kopmumgiggig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring rhinoceros.

Kopmumgiggig created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopmumgiggig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kopmumgiggig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kopmumgiggig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kopmumgiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must love Kopmumgiggig.

3. Worship no other gods but Kopmumgiggig.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the south.