Dontipstik is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, grumpy mole.

Dontipstik created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dontipstik, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dontipstik, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dontipstik's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dontipstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dontipstik.

3. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the north.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Dontipstik loves great tits, so they must be honoured.