Larggunyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, two-faced clam.

Larggunyatt created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Larggunyatt, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larggunyatt, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Larggunyatt's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Larggunyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Do not take Larggunyatt's name in vain.