Ripbogham is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome dragonfly.

Ripbogham created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripbogham, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ripbogham, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ripbogham's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ripbogham's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four birds approach from the west.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ripbogham.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.