Buggebbug is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest dryad.

Buggebbug created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Buggebbug, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Buggebbug, he will cry a lot.

Buggebbug's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Buggebbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must pray to Buggebbug six times a day.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.