Tipdissquart Manpashin Pomwiging is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient faun.

Tipdissquart Manpashin Pomwiging created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipdissquart Manpashin Pomwiging, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tipdissquart Manpashin Pomwiging, it will turn you into a dog.

Tipdissquart Manpashin Pomwiging's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tipdissquart Manpashin Pomwiging's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your back.