Hugabcib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking horse.

Hugabcib created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugabcib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hugabcib, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hugabcib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hugabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear indigo trousers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Pray towards the west.