Legrillhon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective toad.

Legrillhon created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legrillhon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legrillhon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Legrillhon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Legrillhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Legrillhon.