Flabdavgarpit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident goat.

Flabdavgarpit created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdavgarpit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flabdavgarpit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Flabdavgarpit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flabdavgarpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never write about comets.