Bossabban is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent sheep.

Bossabban created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossabban, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bossabban, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bossabban's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bossabban's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Respect your elders.