Kapfaspom Gidominwegtarbossrutcissflis is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty bat.

Kapfaspom Gidominwegtarbossrutcissflis created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kapfaspom Gidominwegtarbossrutcissflis, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kapfaspom Gidominwegtarbossrutcissflis, he will turn you into a hamster.

Kapfaspom Gidominwegtarbossrutcissflis' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Kapfaspom Gidominwegtarbossrutcissflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple ear rings.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Kapfaspom Gidominwegtarbossrutcissflis loves sheep, so they must be honoured.