Himjighud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking donkey.

Himjighud created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himjighud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Himjighud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Himjighud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Himjighud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.