Tipgeblid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident horse.

Tipgeblid created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipgeblid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tipgeblid, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tipgeblid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tipgeblid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.