Bonrottar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy shark.

Bonrottar created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonrottar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bonrottar, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bonrottar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bonrottar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Put Bonrottar first in all things.

4. Never skip near otters.

5. Never talk about fire.