Henflatpid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, passionate shrew.

Henflatpid created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henflatpid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Henflatpid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Henflatpid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Henflatpid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Henflatpid.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear rings.