Lopbadbossmil is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical troll.

Lopbadbossmil created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopbadbossmil, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lopbadbossmil, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lopbadbossmil's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lopbadbossmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must love Lopbadbossmil.

5. Pray towards the west.