Tanruttnad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful alligator.

Tanruttnad created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanruttnad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tanruttnad, it will turn you into a slug.

Tanruttnad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tanruttnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. You must pray to Tanruttnad five times a day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.