Abhigmut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong eagle.

Abhigmut created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abhigmut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Abhigmut, it will turn you into a rat.

Abhigmut's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Abhigmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Abhigmut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat rice.