Pighabflowfarn is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, benevolent
meerkat.
Pighabflowfarn created dark energy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pighabflowfarn, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Pighabflowfarn, it will be very sad.
Pighabflowfarn's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Pighabflowfarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear carbon on your body.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.
3. Do not wear green clothing.
4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Do not chop down trees.