Bedquafzog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow dryad.

Bedquafzog created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedquafzog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedquafzog, it will send you a sign.

Bedquafzog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bedquafzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedquafzog.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.