Stanxuckem Flagfodmip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm yak.

Stanxuckem Flagfodmip created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stanxuckem Flagfodmip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stanxuckem Flagfodmip, she will destroy your home planet.

Stanxuckem Flagfodmip's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stanxuckem Flagfodmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.