Flagrigflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise sheep.

Flagrigflam created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagrigflam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagrigflam, she will be very unhappy.

Flagrigflam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flagrigflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Flagrigflam loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about gravity.