Wadfadcet is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain pigeon.

Wadfadcet created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadfadcet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadfadcet, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wadfadcet's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wadfadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not take Wadfadcet's name in vain.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about comets.