Rilyartcibflig is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil
pigeon.
Rilyartcibflig created the Sun eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rilyartcibflig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Rilyartcibflig, he will not care.
Rilyartcibflig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Rilyartcibflig's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.
2. Do not dye your hair magenta.
3. Do not take Rilyartcibflig's name in vain.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.
5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.