Rilyartcibflig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil pigeon.

Rilyartcibflig created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilyartcibflig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rilyartcibflig, he will not care.

Rilyartcibflig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rilyartcibflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not take Rilyartcibflig's name in vain.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.